OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
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I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
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We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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