i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
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she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
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idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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