We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
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i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
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OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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