if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
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I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
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but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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