she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
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And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
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Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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