You're completely useless in the revolution.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
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Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
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oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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