i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
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After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
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i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
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Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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