Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
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Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
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Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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