Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
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Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
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I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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