It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
He passed out mid-signature
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
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I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
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Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
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