I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
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found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
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I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
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IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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