R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
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Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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