he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
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I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
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Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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