I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
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I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
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I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
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