i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
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smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
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Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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