I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
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I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
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Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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