Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
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Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
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I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
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