Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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