sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
It's just like the Real World with babies
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
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I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
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You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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