I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
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Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
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Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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