Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
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It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
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I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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