oh god the rape fog is back!
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
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he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
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I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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