you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
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just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
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holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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