I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
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he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
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You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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