He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
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in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
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You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Drunk is not a location!
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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