i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
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He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
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They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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