I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i think my tv is drunk
Non-Jews are for practice
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
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I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
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Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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