An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
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Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
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I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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