3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Randomize