Got a toothbrush?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
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can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
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He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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