ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
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Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
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somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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