It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
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Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
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let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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