I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
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Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
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She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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