am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
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The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
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What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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