You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
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Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
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Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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