i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Slut skills are useful in every country.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
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this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
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HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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