I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
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I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
We had to coat check the pizza.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
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Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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