So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
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My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
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He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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