All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
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My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
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Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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