We're facebook friends in real life
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
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