I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
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you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
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But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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