your room smells of hookers.
And success
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
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so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
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We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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