I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
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we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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