is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
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remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
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I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
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