If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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