I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
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I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
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I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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