Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
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ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
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My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
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