I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
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It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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