so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
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Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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