Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
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Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
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I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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